This or that…
Day/night: I prefer sex at night
Summertime/wintertime: I prefer sex during the wintertime
Lace/satin: I prefer sex either way
Tape/cd: whatevers
Lust/love: gay question, I prefer to hit em and quit em
On phone/in person: In person so I can stare at boobies
Gold/silver: White gold platinum, bling bling
Scary/happy movies: I like movies with nudity, sex, and violence with strong language but have cute and cuddly teddy bears
Favorites…
Color: Marijuana green, crack white, or virgin pink
Word: Weenus, its a combination of weiner and penis, its genius
Ice cream flavor: green tea
Holiday: Cesar Chavez
Feeling: You know that feeling after you sneeze? that one
Food: In N Out
Fast food: In N Out
School subject: Recess
Sport: Chess
Sport to watch: Chess
Cartoon character: Mr. Homer Jay Simpson
Book: Wheres waldo and spark notes
Scent: New car smell
Have you ever/Have you/Are you…
Obsessive: Fuck naw, however I do feel like I am the shit
Take a shower everyday: I aint a bum
Want to go to college: naw, thats not really me
Like middle school: I was da shit at tetherball
Want to get married: Yes...to a ridiculously rich old woman thats about to die
Get motion sickness: for sure, if i tax on a waterbed
Have high self esteem: my teacher in my gradeschool told my mother that "at least he'll never have problems with self-esteem"
Like thunderstorms: I prefer sunsets, long walks on the beach, and trimming roses
Sit on the internet all day and wait for that special someone to sign on: melvins do that
Cried because of someone saying something mean to you: Yea, someone called me a nigger once and I curled up into a ball in the corner and cried
Been rejected: Yea, I know this one girl that rejects all my advances...I bought her roses, a new car, a cute teddy bear, a toaster oven, and 200 dinners. I even risked my life to steal some gatorade for her (the good kind too, you know, the clear shit and the blue one) and she still things im alright
Rejected someone: now if I had a dime for everytime ive done that then id have probably 10-20 cents
Done something you regret: I never should have gone to Colorado at the hotel resort to rehabilitate my knee injury. Fuck that white girl...literally
Ever get off the computer: melvin question
More…
Could you live without the computer: by "the computer" i assume you mean downloading pornography, so my answer would be FUCK NAW...porn is my air and im asthmatic for it
Like watching sunrises or sunsets: I prefer the soft tranquil sounds of the incoming ocean wave
What hurts most? Physical pain or emotional pain? this one person called me a fat lipped nigger and then proceeded to kick me in the crown jewels, until this day I am still yet to recover from both
Final questions…
I love: drawing cocks and hitlers on peoples faces when they are passed out
I miss: drawing cocks and hilters on peoples faces
I fear: that someone will draw a cock or hitler on my face
I wonder: if for red head people, the drapes match the carpet
How do you know its love? if i get as hard as iron
I need: to stop going to strip clubs
